My maths teacher is boring.
He wears old – fashioned clothes.
But the worst thing about him
is that he picks his nose.
When he thinks no-one is looking,
he’ll have a sneaky pick;
I’m not sure about anyone else
but it makes me feel sick.
If he picked his nose in private,
I really wouldn’t mind.
But sometimes he digs so deep
I wonder what he thinks he’ll find…